Archive for February, 2010
How to make friends and influence people
Friday, February 5th, 2010Anti Scientology group ‘Anonymous’ decided it would be a great idea to recruit people to their cause by calling them ‘fags’.
I wonder how well the event turned out.
Baby Mop
Friday, February 5th, 2010Now this is more like it – get your kids working for their keep from an early age!
Baby Wee Wee
Friday, February 5th, 2010Now you can simulate everyone’s favourite aspect of raising a child – toilet training! This toy comes with an actual penis that urinates! Unfortunately batteries are not included, so you have to get them yourself.
Car Wars
Friday, February 5th, 2010
Best of 3, BMW?
Sir Fred Goodwin’s new workout DVD
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Following the financial crisis that wiped out the jobs of hundreds of thousands of people, left legions more completely skint and is expected to lead to enormous cutbacks in public spending, it transpired that top level bankers were to blame. After crawling to the government to get bailed out, some of the heads of these banks went on their merry way, pockets filled with millions of pounds of money that had originally belonged to people who are now struggling to make ends meet.
One of these bankers was Fred ‘the Shred’ Goodwin, who has now been offered a job as a financial fitness advisor to architectural firm RMJM.
Exotic Matter 21st Century Advertising Solutions were delighted to produce the cover for Sir Fred’s upcoming DVD – why get ripped when you can get shredded?
Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Now with more sauce.
A product for all you happy, balanced people out there
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Found this “breathing” (I love it when quotation marks are used to denote a selling point) newborn baby at collectiblestoday.com. It seems to be for people who never grew out of playing with dolls and is available in 5 installments of $26 US.
And there’s nothing creepy about it at all.
Redhouse Furniture unite the world
Thursday, February 4th, 2010This excellent advert for Redhouse Furniture in the US was clearly created on a shoestring budget, but its message is priceless. The production house that made it have gone on record to say that the advert is racial, but not racist.
I have seen no comment from them about the outrageous allegations that it has absolutely nothing to do with furniture.
Airbrushed for Change
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010The UK has been going wild for the number of modifications that have been made to the recent poster promoting the right-of-centre Conservative Party, featuring the face of their leader, David Cameron.
While the original ad was great, and showed David Cameron as a strong willed man who is caring and means business at the same time, there were still those who thought that the poster required a few improvements, just so that the message of the poster could be clarified.
So many new versions of the poster were made that a website, mydavidcameron.com was set up specifically to showcase these designs.
Here are a few of my personal favourites from the site:
See the full set at mydavidcameron.com
