Archive for May, 2010

Exotic Matter is a Promotional Solution

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

…which means it is used to promote something, namely Antimatter Design.

Antimatter Design’s 2010 Portfolio can be viewed online at antimatterdesign.com/portfolio.pdf. If you seem like the type of person likely to give me a bit of freelance work, I could even send you a hard copy, if you ask nicely.

Spam spam spam

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

In light of the amount of Spam I’ve been getting in the comments section of this site (well done – you’ve found a way round the captcha, you clever little beggars), here are some adverts for Spam, the meat substance:

Crazy one eyed freaks

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

Wenlock & Mandevil

Following the controversy surrounding the London 2012 OIympics logo (which I, frankly quite like,) the new mascots for the games – Wenlock & Mandeville – have been unveiled. Probably to more controversy. But once again I, frankly quite like them.

Read the full story about them at telegraph.co.uk

Today I found THIS on the internet

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Actually not funny at all

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

According to Amnesty International UK, this ad was due to appear in the Financial Times today and was funded by 2000 supporters. The ad encourages people to question Shell’s activities in the Niger Delta at Shell’s AGM. But the ad was pulled by the FT at the last minute. Amnesty have in turn requested this ad be shared by as many people as possible so that they can see it and hopefully act on it as well.

Little Umi doll – only £99.96!

Friday, May 14th, 2010

For anyone out there who found the ‘Ashley‘ doll a bit creepy, don’t worry. You can now get ‘Little Umi’, a lifelike baby chimpanzee that you can take care of and fill that deep seeded need that you have to nurture a small ape.

To me, the price seemed a tad high for something that frankly gives me the heebie jeebies, but when I saw that it came with a free dummy, I was instantly sold (actually I wasn’t).

Interview with Stephen Simpson from DoGood Advertising

Friday, May 14th, 2010

DoGood Advertising started life as Colony Creative, a collaboration between graphic designer Richard Rogers and copywriter Stephen Simpson which now specialises on work solely for charities, environmental groups and not-for-profits.

What triggered the move from being Colony Creative to being DoGood Advertising?

I think we both were becoming gradually more and more cynical towards working for larger private sector companies. We had one or two not-for-profit clients whom we seemed to get on really well with – so we had the thought ‘imagine all of our clients were doing good things for society, rather than being purely profit focused’. This was essentially the thinking behind Do Good.

How does your ethical policy work?

We don’t have a strict ethical policy that we must adhere to. It’s more about running our company in a practical, open way that we think will have a positive effect on our clients, suppliers and people who see our work. It just so happens that we’re into recycling and reusing materials, and we also prefer walking and cycling to meetings.

How do you determine whether a client would be right for DoGood or not?

The main thing we do is make sure that the clients we work for are doing something beneficial to society. That’s why all our clients so far are not-for-profit organisations.

What would you say are the biggest differences between promoting for charitIes as opposed to other organisations?

Budget. Charities have hardly any money to promote their invaluable work. While big private sector companies seem to have plenty of money to sell you something that, let’s face it, you could live without quite easily.

How has the financial climate affected charity spending?

Hard. But I think this is the same in all sectors, not just charities.

Has this affected the way that charities promote themselves?

A few of our clients have been forced to do more work in-house. So standards/effectiveness will obviously suffer.

I hear you have a rubbish printing service…

It’s not that bad. Yes, you are absolutely right – we print directly onto disused packaging. We started doing this purely for ourself for business cards and the occasional leaflet, but we got such a great response from our clients that we decided to offer the service to anyone who’s looking for rubbish business cards.

Any other projects in the pipeline?

We are planning on spending more time on our charity The Good Academy which offers work experience to junior creatives trying to break into to advertising and design business.

See more work by DoGood Advertising at dogoodadvertising.com

A Phenomenal Ad

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Irn Bru have just brought out this excellent new ad – ain’t it cute!

Some adverts are just not for me

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Like this one, which just makes me go ‘what the hell?’

Menshies, maaan

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

So there I was, standing at the bus stop waiting for a bus and then this guy standing outside the pub starts shouting abuse at me for absolutely no reason at all whatsoever. So I said to him “bad night, mate?” and he said to me “I’m a pure psycho, ya dafty.”

Anyway, long story short, his friend punched me in the arm and I utilised by exemplary charm and sales skills and then got a taxi before they could focus enough unmitigated hate at me to pursue the matter any further. Overall the whole incident was completely and utterly unnecessary – check out the bruise on my arm:

However, it did remind me that I had taken a photo of this excellent ad for Break the Circle of Violence – an initiative started by Strathclyde Police. The ad features a wall covered in ‘menshies’, small pieces of graffiti written by ‘neds’ (reputedly violent criminal youths from the underclasses of Glasgow society – known as ‘chavs’ in other parts of the UK.) Menshies are used to denote the presence of members of a gang in an area, to announce relationships, deaths, crushes, or to write abuse or slander about people known to the writer. In the case of this ad, it’s deaths, and it shows the risks involved in taking part in gang violence.

Break the circle of violence menshies ad

So there, bus stop guys – carry on like that and you’ll be getting yourselves into big trouble.