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Need help? Don’t worry – Ashley Madison is here to help make that happen. Smiles all round.
Great Inventions
Moral inspiration for the day
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010Beer to end all beers
Monday, July 26th, 2010Controversial-with-the-Advertising-Standards-Authority brewery BrewDog have just brought out the world’s strongest and most expensive beer. The End of the World, as it’s called, is 55% proof lager and comes with a £500 per bottle price tag. It’s infused with nettles and juniper berries and only 12 bottles have been made so far.
Oh yeah, and it comes served in a real life stuffed stoat.
BrewDog’s own blog entry on the beer can be found here
Feel the mirth!
Thursday, June 10th, 2010Coke drops
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010From back in the days before all this crazy nanny state nonsense prevented pharmacies selling cocaine to children.
Spam spam spam
Thursday, May 27th, 2010In light of the amount of Spam I’ve been getting in the comments section of this site (well done – you’ve found a way round the captcha, you clever little beggars), here are some adverts for Spam, the meat substance:
Crazy one eyed freaks
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
Following the controversy surrounding the London 2012 OIympics logo (which I, frankly quite like,) the new mascots for the games – Wenlock & Mandeville – have been unveiled. Probably to more controversy. But once again I, frankly quite like them.
Read the full story about them at telegraph.co.uk
Today I found THIS on the internet
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
Little Umi doll – only £99.96!
Friday, May 14th, 2010For anyone out there who found the ‘Ashley‘ doll a bit creepy, don’t worry. You can now get ‘Little Umi’, a lifelike baby chimpanzee that you can take care of and fill that deep seeded need that you have to nurture a small ape.
To me, the price seemed a tad high for something that frankly gives me the heebie jeebies, but when I saw that it came with a free dummy, I was instantly sold (actually I wasn’t).
2010 Chip Shop Awards finalists announced
Monday, April 26th, 2010The 2010 Chip Shop awards finalists have been announced.
For those unfamiliar with the alternative advertising awards, the Chip Shop Awards is a competition geared towards rewarding creativity within the whole advertising industry, rather than just the most ubiquitous, high budget campaigns.
Categories for entrants include ‘best use of shocking copy’, ‘invent your own category’, ‘best use of plagiarism’ and ‘best work for a client you have but haven’t a hope of running.’
This year, the awards have grown and the lists of countries taking part has increased by 50% including entries from as far afield as Kuwait, Cambodia, South Africa, Hungary and Thailand, to name but a few.
The awards ceremony will take place on the 9th June in London and is a steal at £66+VAT. You’ll even get beer or wine, a big bag of chips and a performance by an as yet unconfirmed comedian.
To find out more, contact Kimberley Baran on +44 (0) 141 559 6078, or email her at Kimberley.baran at carnyx.com.
You can see the full list of finalists by going to the Chip Shop Awards website, or by following them on Twitter here.
Kate Moss
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010A while ago, Kate Moss got into trouble for this:
This whole episode was a bit of a hassle for Kate, as it caused her to lose most of her modelling contracts with the exception of Rimmel, who ran this ad mere weeks after the story broke:
