Great Inventions

Kate Moss

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

A while ago, Kate Moss got into trouble for this:

This whole episode was a bit of a hassle for Kate, as it caused her to lose most of her modelling contracts with the exception of Rimmel, who ran this ad mere weeks after the story broke:

Gimmick of the Year

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

As soon as I found out that this wasn’t a train ticket and was in fact a bus pass, I started freaking out, but I’m OK now though.

Lose weight with what?

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Personally, I like to cycle to stay in shape.

If only I’d known that apple vinegar could do the same thing, I would have been gorging on that instead.

Baby Mop

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Now this is more like it – get your kids working for their keep from an early age!

Baby Wee Wee

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Now you can simulate everyone’s favourite aspect of raising a child – toilet training! This toy comes with an actual penis that urinates! Unfortunately batteries are not included, so you have to get them yourself.

Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Now with more sauce.

A product for all you happy, balanced people out there

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Found this “breathing” (I love it when quotation marks are used to denote a selling point) newborn baby at collectiblestoday.com. It seems to be for people who never grew out of playing with dolls and is available in 5 installments of $26 US.

And there’s nothing creepy about it at all.