iDosing is a new craze that is sweeping across the world and makes use of a technique known as binaural beats. The system plays one frequency in one ear and another frequency in the other. The idea is that this then modifies the brain waves of the user to make them high. Yes, you heard me – high on digital drugs.

Just to prove that I am not making this up, here is a link to the article the Daily Mail have written on the subject: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1296282/I-dosing-How-teenagers-getting-digitally-high-music-download-internet.html

Now while it has been speculated by highly reputable sources that the people doing this are just been overly suggestible and stupid, and other studies have shown that there is no effect on the brainwaves at all, this advice should be ignored. The best advice can only be lock up your kids and for goodness sake keep them away from any music devices.

BMW doing their bit to dispel the idea that car fanatics are all sex obsessed men. I suppose it is a change from your typical used car sales pitch, but still more or less exactly Swiss Toni from ‘the Fast Show’.

This was found at motortorque.com

PETA decided to do some shockvertising by showing that burgers make kids fat and therefore anyone feeding burgers to their kids would be just as well locking them in a basement filled with flesh eating rats.

Well, that’s me convinced.

Now you can simulate everyone’s favourite aspect of raising a child – toilet training! This toy comes with an actual penis that urinates! Unfortunately batteries are not included, so you have to get them yourself.