With the Royal Wedding approaching and the right wing press coverage working on the assumption that everyone in the country cares in a hideous bid to create feelings of paranoia and isolation in the clear majority of the public that don’t, a refreshing invention has been devised by Graphic artist Linda Leith from Carlisle in Cumbria with her Royal Wedding sick bags:

Now anyone forced into watching the ceremony as a form of torture/punishment/or obligation if you are family or friends of the aristocracy can relieve themselves from the inevitable feelings of horror as the matrimonial proceedings go ahead.

The bags have been such a popular idea that they have even been featured on the BBC’s website – now that is truly an honour.