Posts Tagged ‘doll’
Feel the mirth!
Thursday, June 10th, 2010Little Umi doll – only £99.96!
Friday, May 14th, 2010For anyone out there who found the ‘Ashley‘ doll a bit creepy, don’t worry. You can now get ‘Little Umi’, a lifelike baby chimpanzee that you can take care of and fill that deep seeded need that you have to nurture a small ape.
To me, the price seemed a tad high for something that frankly gives me the heebie jeebies, but when I saw that it came with a free dummy, I was instantly sold (actually I wasn’t).
Baby Wee Wee
Friday, February 5th, 2010Now you can simulate everyone’s favourite aspect of raising a child – toilet training! This toy comes with an actual penis that urinates! Unfortunately batteries are not included, so you have to get them yourself.
A product for all you happy, balanced people out there
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Found this “breathing” (I love it when quotation marks are used to denote a selling point) newborn baby at collectiblestoday.com. It seems to be for people who never grew out of playing with dolls and is available in 5 installments of $26 US.
And there’s nothing creepy about it at all.
